Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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