not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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