She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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