You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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