just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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