real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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