honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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