Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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