"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
false alarm, still single
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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