Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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