I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
how does that bad decision feel?
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