omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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