i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
