Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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