drinking out of a sandbucket again
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
