scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
the raccoons are back...
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