You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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