words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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