it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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