what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My dick has a subreddit
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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