gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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