Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
another moral hangover. fuck.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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