HIV tests are more positive than that guy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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