that's an acceptable place to lick
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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