I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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