his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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