So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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