fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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