just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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