I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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