when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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