Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
