Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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