He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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