I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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