I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
