I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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