And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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