Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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