My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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