rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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