Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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