Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
