I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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