If i could tip my vagina, i would.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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