Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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