I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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