even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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