Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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