Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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