I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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