Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
