We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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