yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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